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<-- YOU ARE HERE (Total Perspective Vortex)
"#N@... I've done you before, haven't I?"
"*Wow*! What type of drinks do you serve here?" - Ford Prefect
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42? 7 million years and all You come up with is 42?"
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." - HHGTTG
"And the bug-eyed monster?" "Is green, yes."
"Arthur Dent? You're jerk! A complete kneebiter!" -Wowbagger
"Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I?"
"aw Belgium, man!, Belgium!"-Zaphod (censored everywhere except Earth)
"Aw, nuts to your white mice!" -Zaphod to Trillian
"But, how are you, metalman?" Ford "Very depressed." Marvin
"Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory."
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk."
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
"Do you really want the answer? The ULTIMATE answer?" - Deep Thought
"Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened."
"DON'T PANIC!"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Earth: Mostly Harmless."
"Eddies in the space-time continuum"-Ford "Who's Eddy?"-Arthur
"EUGH! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"Ew! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --Arthur Dent
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm.
"Forty-Two?"
"FREEEOOOW!" -Zaphod
"Go bang your heads together, four-eyes!"
"Go for it! Make my fraggin solar year" - Officer Lou Welch.
"Ground! That's it, ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
"Guards! I've decided to like #N@. I think I'd like him on the wall."
"Hand me the raprod, Plate Captain!" -Zaphod
"Have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No." - Whale
"He's called Arthur, but I think he's harmless." Lintilla
"He's spending a year dead for tax reasons." -Ford on Hotblack
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet..."
"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?
"His feet are the wrong size for his shoes." -Hig Hurgenflurst.
"I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" Arthur Dent
"I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."-Zaphod
"I hate wet paper bags." - Marvin
"I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of..."
"I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life style"
"I think I've got gangrene of the feet." -Foot Warrior.
"I think our minds are too finely trained, Magicthies."
"I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now."
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod
"I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis." -- Zaphod
"I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Z. Beeblebrox
"I've gone off the idea of progress. It's overrated." - A. Dent
"It would be sacrilege to go skiing on high art!" -Slartibartfast
"It's all right, it's just a horse in the bathroom." -- Prof. Chronotis
"It's okay. But it smells a bit." -Heart of Gold re: Magrathea.
"Just believe everything I tell you and it will all be very simple."
"Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?'" -Zaphod
"Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian
"Life! Don't talk to me about life!" -Marvin
"Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!".
"Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!"
"Mister Desdiato is spending a year dead for tax purposes."
"Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff!" - Deep Though
"Mostly Harmless"
"My name ... my name ... is Slartibartfarst."
"My name is not important." - Slartibartfast
"My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast."
"Not believing in my methods only makes my job more difficult."-D.Gently
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me..."
"Oh no, not again!" -- Bowl of Petunias
"Oh yeah. You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."
"Oh, excuse me, but my Vogon space cruiser is here. Bye!"
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", Ford Prefect
"Poor bloody caveman. You've been outevolved by a telephone sanitizer."
"Prisoners! Seize each other!" -Hig Hurgenflurst.
"Put your analyst on danger money, baby, *now*."-Z. Beeblebrox
"Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!"
"Share and enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics
"Share and Enjoy!"- Motto of the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"So this is it, we're going to die!" - Arthur Dent
"Sorry about the fjords!" -Arthur to Slartibartfast
"Space is big, REALLY big." Hitchiker's Guide
"Thanks a bundle, Great Granddad." -Zaphod Beeblebrox the First
"That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - ZB
"The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin!" -- Ford Prefect
"The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!" Sub-etha radio
"The Vortex was okay... but AFTERWARD!" -Zaphod
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
"There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the Vogons
"They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident." - Ford Prefect
"This is Lord's Cricket Ground, isn't it?!" -Arthur Dent.
"This is true... but unhelpful." Arthur
"This marble is as slippery as this marble." -Zaphod
"This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent
"Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so." -- Ford Prefect
"Time passed, which, basically, is its job."
"Time," said Arthur weakly,"is not currently one of my problems."
"Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?"!- Gag Halfrunt.
"Vogons!" snapped Ford. "We're under attack!"
"We apologize for the inconvenience."-God's final message
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
"Well that about wraps it up for God" -- Oolan Caloophid
"Well Zaphod's just zis guy, you know..." -Gag Halfrunt
"What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away.
"What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man?" -- Zaphod
"What have men got to do with it?" -Benjy Mouse
"What is there one could loathe about me?" "Would you like a list?"
"What's that?" -- Arthur "Something blue." -- Ford
"What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast."
"Where are we?" "Bermuda. It's a bit complicated."
"Where are we?" -- Arthur "Er... somewhere green." -- Ford
"Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads."
"You got a towel with you?"
"You guys are so unhip its a wonder your bums don't fall off!"
"You have a time machine and you use it for watching television?"
"You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?"
"You want me to suck your towel?"-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
"You're really not going to like it." - Deep Thought
"Your late Great Grandmother and I are just fine." -Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
"Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you."
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges.
Dirk was also, he denied, a clairaudient.
He told her to try and enjoy herself, so she kicked him.
I thought you agreed to phone me before doing anything impossible.
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Rule 1 in housebreaking: Never answer the phone in the middle of a job.
Saving human race from total extinction: no chargi.
Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end.
STRAG (n): nonhitchhiker
The desk had just got fundamentally fed up with being where it was.
The secret is to BANG the rocks together, guys...
The secret of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Triangulating vectors of interconnectedness of all things: 150 pounds.
Your cat is not lost; his waveform has temporarily collapsed.